Archive for the ‘Insurance’ Category
Stop and smell the flowers. Don’t let life pass you by. Enjoy the journey.
Who has time for that?
I have stuff to do and I am totally freaked out about money. I don’t have enough of it and I can’t figure out a way to get more of it… fast. Sell drugs? I can’t do that, I might get arrested. Sell myself? I am not good looking enough, I would surely starve to death.
I need to pay some bills. Water bill, light bill… car insurance bill… wait. Maybe I can save some money if I can find some more affordable car insurance. Where can I find somewhere that will tell me how much I can save. What is the name of that company? Crap. I wish there was somewhere that I could go where I could get multiple insurance quotes and not have to know the name of the insurance companies — I can’t ever remember the red from the blue or who the caveman works for.
Ah well. That sounds hard. Spending a couple of minutes getting a quote? Gag. what if they actually call me and they can’t save me any money? What if they tell me that they can’t insure me because I am too young and just got off my parents gravy train?
Oops. Gotta go. Pizza man is here.
